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FLAT EARTH - A NEW EXPANSION PACK FOR DARK EARTH

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Leo T_C_K
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FLAT EARTH - A NEW EXPANSION PACK FOR DARK EARTH

Post by Leo T_C_K »

EVERYONE IS RABBITIFIED, THE LAGOMORPH VIRUS HAS TURNED EVERYONE LAGOMORPH HYBRID THUS LUKE'S NECRIS RABBITS AND OTHER BECOME REALITY AND
JAZZ3D WORLD CROSSES OVER INCLUDING THESE MASTERPIECE CREATIONS

https://geocities.ws/y/r/yrex/luke.html

AND....
THE NEW FACTIONS IN GAME INCLUDE TENCENTS, CORPATONS AND ETCETERA

:D :D
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Re: FLAT EARTH - A NEW EXPANSION PACK FOR DARK EARTH

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It is no surprise the fact that the final boss in this game can only be killed with a Tyrannosaurus shaped Dispersion Pistol

But first you gotta travel outside Flat Earth (whatever that means) by going through the backdoor, who knew there is actually a second world beneath flat earth? Me neither

So basically from underneath the world you have to find the Boss Killer-inator, a deadly laser of incomprehensible power, first you must backtrack to find the "holy water" according to Nali, which will power up this deadly contraption

Now finally, you can kill the Final Boss, by shooting it at the upper Flat Earth... (You are still beneath it)
So now ready with the turret you should be able to shoot its laser in an arc, escaping the underworld, and towards the overworld (Flat Earth), until you find out they placed a Dome around Flat Earth, oh cursers!

With no options to proceed, the only item that could possibly knock the dome off Flat Earth is one of your items, the FlockTitan...

It is a Bird1 with a Titan mesh, except this one smacks for real, unleash the beast... And wait for it to fly around the Dome (it may take years because of its unpredictable path)
Now after it is done, The Titan should rapidly destroy the dome with a slap from its left hand

Now you can shoot the laser...! Uh wait a minute the Final Boss was already defeated?! It was no other than FlockTitan

The game crashes with a General Protection Fault! Turns out the FlockTitan was prototype code for an unfinished build for Flat Earth

Did a dev break into my house and add this weird item to my inventory? We will never know

A day later I checked on the code, it crashed when the FlockTitan made contact with a Toilet
Turns out the code for this was down the drain :D :D :D :D It is only supposed to work for ScriptedPawn Titans!

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Re: FLAT EARTH - A NEW EXPANSION PACK FOR DARK EARTH

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I FORGOT TO SAY THAT THERE WOULD BE ALSO FACTION OF 23RD CENTURY FOX XORPORATION CORPATONS AND THEY WOULD HAVE TWO MINIBOSSES, VULPES THE DUSTINHOFFMANECHOES849 THE FOX AND HOGSIE THE MARKELSO EDUARDO SNOWDENO THE FOX
AND THEY WILL TORTURE POOR SOULS WITH TRAPS MADE OUT OF THIS


ANYONE HEARING THIS TUNE SHOULD WATCH THE HELL OUT BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT IS
AND THEN DURING THE DAY-NIGHT CYCLE PEOPLE GET CURSED AND TURN INTO BLOODY WERERABBITS!!
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Re: FLAT EARTH - A NEW EXPANSION PACK FOR DARK EARTH

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Amazing.
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Re: FLAT EARTH - A NEW EXPANSION PACK FOR DARK EARTH

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Leo T_C_K wrote: Wed Dec 10, 2025 11:11 pm I FORGOT TO SAY THAT THERE WOULD BE ALSO FACTION OF 23RD CENTURY FOX XORPORATION CORPATONS AND THEY WOULD HAVE TWO MINIBOSSES, VULPES THE DUSTINHOFFMANECHOES849 THE FOX AND HOGSIE THE MARKELSO EDUARDO SNOWDENO THE FOX
AND THEY WILL TORTURE POOR SOULS WITH TRAPS MADE OUT OF THIS


ANYONE HEARING THIS TUNE SHOULD WATCH THE HELL OUT BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT IS
AND THEN DURING THE DAY-NIGHT CYCLE PEOPLE GET CURSED AND TURN INTO BLOODY WERERABBITS!!
Kinky
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Re: FLAT EARTH - A NEW EXPANSION PACK FOR DARK EARTH

Post by Leo T_C_K »

subzer0 wrote: Sun Dec 14, 2025 9:32 pm
Leo T_C_K wrote: Wed Dec 10, 2025 11:11 pm I FORGOT TO SAY THAT THERE WOULD BE ALSO FACTION OF 23RD CENTURY FOX XORPORATION CORPATONS AND THEY WOULD HAVE TWO MINIBOSSES, VULPES THE DUSTINHOFFMANECHOES849 THE FOX AND HOGSIE THE MARKELSO EDUARDO SNOWDENO THE FOX
AND THEY WILL TORTURE POOR SOULS WITH TRAPS MADE OUT OF THIS


ANYONE HEARING THIS TUNE SHOULD WATCH THE HELL OUT BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT IS
AND THEN DURING THE DAY-NIGHT CYCLE PEOPLE GET CURSED AND TURN INTO BLOODY WERERABBITS!!
Kinky
Luke had something else to say:
Imagine Metallica heavy metal music genre cover of Deep Purple Fifi La Fume
or Lola Bunny playing on electric guitar. Featuring certain Time Travel
Subliminals.

W dniu czw., 11 gru 2025 o 10:12 luke11685 gamerz31w
napisał(a):

> Besides listening to George Michael Careless Whisper wouldn’t turn people
> into Angels Demons Succubuses Vampires She-Hulks Anodites Wererabbits by
> quoting reinterpreting your own words for instance nowadays unless you
> would mash it up with such MTF Subliminal. Because with Rick Astley Never
> Gonna Give You Up they would felt so-called rickroll’d…etc.

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