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My Halloween Tale
- Buster
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My Halloween Tale
Twenty-six years ago I awoke, I hope from a nasty dream, and wrote what I had seen.
My Halloween Tale
A demon sped under my bed to whisper a weird offer to me.
A little share in Heaven up there, but I thought halos were free.
In a voice like smoke he softly spoke of this payment plan,
"Just sign on the dotted-line and be quick about it young man."
My head spun. I felt this urge to run screaming from my room,
because such things could only bring me a hellish doom.
I choked, "Is this a joke? You can't be selling me paradise."
And then I knew it wasn't true, "Not at your damned price!"
In a fiery flash he quickly dashed across my bedroom floor.
And with a wink he vanished in stink to be seen no more.
- Buster
It's my birthday at midnight on Halloween. Seriously, my head left my mother on October 31st, and my ass on November 1st. I wrote this poem the night of my 26th birthday. I'm 52 years old tonight. I thought I'd share a bit of the stuff I did half a life time ago, before my Unreal days.
My Halloween Tale
A demon sped under my bed to whisper a weird offer to me.
A little share in Heaven up there, but I thought halos were free.
In a voice like smoke he softly spoke of this payment plan,
"Just sign on the dotted-line and be quick about it young man."
My head spun. I felt this urge to run screaming from my room,
because such things could only bring me a hellish doom.
I choked, "Is this a joke? You can't be selling me paradise."
And then I knew it wasn't true, "Not at your damned price!"
In a fiery flash he quickly dashed across my bedroom floor.
And with a wink he vanished in stink to be seen no more.
- Buster
It's my birthday at midnight on Halloween. Seriously, my head left my mother on October 31st, and my ass on November 1st. I wrote this poem the night of my 26th birthday. I'm 52 years old tonight. I thought I'd share a bit of the stuff I did half a life time ago, before my Unreal days.
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Re: My Halloween Tale
I believe I'm the voice of everyone here when I say the important question is: when did your reprography apparatus leave your mother?
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Re: My Halloween Tale
This may be a first. OP is self-referencing their own mother's...anatomy. Isn't that supposed to happen with the people who reply? I'm confused, the order of operations is all wrong.
Also, what is "reprography apparatus"? Google says nothing.
Also, what is "reprography apparatus"? Google says nothing.
I don't want to give the end away
but we're all going to die one day
but we're all going to die one day
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Re: My Halloween Tale
I didn't believe that I was born exactly at midnight, so I asked the doctor who delivered me. That quote is actually his. LMAO
He's dead now, so your questions will have to go unanswered.
He's dead now, so your questions will have to go unanswered.
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Re: My Halloween Tale
reprography apparatus seems o me a very odd way of saying your ummm..... "accessory feature package"
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Re: My Halloween Tale
Yep, I was refering to his bio-replicating tool.
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Re: My Halloween Tale
Ahhh... I get it.
OK, wait....That makes
OK, wait....That makes
infinitely more interesting.when did your reprography apparatus leave your mother?
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Re: My Halloween Tale
Does it really take that much thought? Come on, it's not that hard to figure out. Amazing how a witty comment by a doctor can get twisted in such a way. Geez!
Not a single "nice poem" and one "happy birthday".
If I had feelings (hahaha) they might be hurt (hahaha). LMFARFO
Not a single "nice poem" and one "happy birthday".
If I had feelings (hahaha) they might be hurt (hahaha). LMFARFO
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Re: My Halloween Tale
My dad gave me a great bit of advice once: If your friends don't bust your balls they aren't really your friends.
Happy birthday B
please don't ask me to sing
Happy birthday B
please don't ask me to sing
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but we're all going to die one day
but we're all going to die one day
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Re: My Halloween Tale
Sorry but I completely derailed this thread with a question a hundred times more interesting. And we're still waiting for an answer!Not a single "nice poem" and one "happy birthday".
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Re: My Halloween Tale
LMAO
I don't remember, myself. My mother is dead, the doctor is dead, and I have no clue who the nurses were. There's nobody else left to ask.
It shall remain a mystery.
I don't remember, myself. My mother is dead, the doctor is dead, and I have no clue who the nurses were. There's nobody else left to ask.
It shall remain a mystery.
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Re: My Halloween Tale
And that's the real horrow of Halloween. [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif]
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