America, crappity smack Yeah!

[Pravin]

Everyone knows America is the greatest (or not?). Post things here that you think makes America the ultimate country! To prove your patriotism, simply reply with "____, crappity smack yeah!"

... or reply with something that highlights America's legend of bullshit by replying with "_____, crappity smack no!"

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George Bush - crappity smack no!


-Disclaimer-
This topic is not intended to offend anyone. It's based off of a parody song (by Team America) about America which can be found here:

[Hellkeeper]

I can do both at the same time, easy when you come from a country as badass, great, nice, cool and intelligent as France.

France, crappity smack yeah, america, crappity smack no !

[Mr. Minus]

America is a great country.It's just that 95% of the populous are idiotic sheep and the government is run by a bunch of unruly,corrupt,money grubbing power seeking thugs.
Because of the above statistics we are going down fast and hard.
America is doomed.Guess what?That means the rest of you are too.

[GreatEmerald]

China isn't...

[Buster]

According to Mars Interplanetary Operations, and I quote, "The Earth is ours." IE. 'Bleep' the rest.

[GreatEmerald]

According to Mars Interplanetary Operations, and I quote, "The Earth is ours." IE. 'Bleep' the rest.

We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. Strength is irrelevant. You will be assimilated.

[Hellkeeper]

It seems peoples are kinda like whatever about it.

[GreatEmerald]

It seems peoples are kinda like whatever about it.

You too will be assimilated. :|

[Hellkeeper]

Yeah well, I'm like whatev... Ah whatever.

[Anarchy]

crappity smack no!

[]Rubberwood]

I'm all 3. It could be better. It could be worse. Nothing I can control about it so I don't worry too much. So I chose whatever.

[Rob-Bot]

U.S. Government, Fuck No!

[TCP_Wolf]

America is a great country.It's just that 95% of the populous are idiotic sheep and the government is run by a bunch of unruly,corrupt,money grubbing power seeking thugs.
Because of the above statistics we are going down fast and hard.
America is doomed.Guess what?That means the rest of you are too.

This applies to more countries than just America. Where the "sh!t" started is probably debatable but I suppose any mass of people exceeding optimum population density are bound to destroy the average quality of life. There are -ALWAYS- a few morons trying (and succeeding) to live well on the backs of others...

[Buster]

Well said, Wolf.

[Smirftsch]

how difficult is it to distinguish about single beings and not about countries. Humans are the same. Everywhere. Wake up.

[Hellkeeper]

Balanced and intelligent remarks kill the fun.

[Mr. Minus]

how difficult is it to distinguish about single beings and not about countries. Humans are the same. Everywhere. Wake up.

Humans are pretty much the same but ideals are very different when talking about countries.

[Mr. Minus]

Well said, Wolf.

Call Jeb.....

[KillerSkaarj]

The USA is like the ignorance capital of the universe. So yeah, US ignorance, crappity smack no!

Unless you were talking about America as in the continent. In that case, dry land, fuck yeah!

[Rob-Bot]

how difficult is it to distinguish about single beings and not about countries. Humans are the same. Everywhere. Wake up.

No human is the same as an another.

[Mr. Minus]

The USA is like the ignorance capital of the universe. So yeah, US ignorance, crappity smack no!

Unless you were talking about America as in the continent. In that case, dry land, crappity smack yeah!

Are you from America?If so your comment is fine.If not,kiss my redneck ass.Piss on your own country,not mine.

[Hellkeeper]

Isn't KillerSkaarj from NY ?

[スマイル・ドラゴン]

This whole topic leaves me wondering why I was born human, let alone American... Now why couldn't I've been born a European atleast?

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[Hellkeeper]

Do you really think Europeans have 50 points more on their IQ, better tastes, better culture, nicer manners ?
If yes, you are sadly delusioned... Come here someday and you'll notice the exact same kind of people.

[hLk_Havok]

Love it, wouldnt want to be anyhere else. Leave it for another country even for a short time, and you'll see how good we have it.