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Hot Topic (More than 10 Replies) My Halloween Tale (Read 1255 times)
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My Halloween Tale
Nov 1st, 2018 at 11:03am
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Twenty-six years ago I awoke, I hope from a nasty dream, and wrote what I had seen.

My Halloween Tale

A demon sped under my bed to whisper a weird offer to me.
A little share in Heaven up there, but I thought halos were free.
In a voice like smoke he softly spoke of this payment plan,
"Just sign on the dotted-line and be quick about it young man."
My head spun. I felt this urge to run screaming from my room,
because such things could only bring me a hellish doom.
I choked, "Is this a joke? You can't be selling me paradise."
And then I knew it wasn't true, "Not at your damned price!"
In a fiery flash he quickly dashed across my bedroom floor.
And with a wink he vanished in stink to be seen no more.

- Buster

It's my birthday at midnight on Halloween. Seriously, my head left my mother on October 31st, and my ass on November 1st. I wrote this poem the night of my 26th birthday. I'm 52 years old tonight. I thought I'd share a bit of the stuff I did half a life time ago, before my Unreal days.

Smiley
  

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Re: My Halloween Tale
Reply #1 - Nov 1st, 2018 at 12:46pm
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I believe I'm the voice of everyone here when I say the important question is: when did your reprography apparatus leave your mother?
  

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Reply #2 - Nov 1st, 2018 at 2:06pm
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This may be a first. OP is self-referencing their own mother's...anatomy. Isn't that supposed to happen with the people who reply? I'm confused, the order of operations is all wrong.

Also, what is "reprography apparatus"? Google says nothing.
  

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Re: My Halloween Tale
Reply #3 - Nov 1st, 2018 at 5:51pm
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I didn't believe that I was born exactly at midnight, so I asked the doctor who delivered me. That quote is actually his. LMAO

He's dead now, so your questions will have to go unanswered.

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Reply #4 - Nov 1st, 2018 at 10:01pm
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Happy birthday, dude Smiley
  

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Re: My Halloween Tale
Reply #5 - Nov 2nd, 2018 at 12:13am
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reprography apparatus  seems o me a very odd way of saying your ummm.....  "accessory feature package"
  

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Reply #6 - Nov 2nd, 2018 at 10:25am
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Yep, I was refering to his bio-replicating tool.
  

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Reply #7 - Nov 2nd, 2018 at 2:25pm
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Ahhh... I get it.

OK, wait....That makes
Quote:
when did your reprography apparatus leave your mother?

infinitely more interesting.
  

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Reply #8 - Nov 2nd, 2018 at 9:35pm
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Does it really take that much thought? Come on, it's not that hard to figure out. Amazing how a witty comment by a doctor can get twisted in such a way. Geez!

Not a single "nice poem" and one "happy birthday".

Tongue

If I had feelings (hahaha) they might be hurt (hahaha). LMFARFO
  

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Reply #9 - Nov 3rd, 2018 at 2:19am
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My dad gave me a great bit of advice once: If your friends don't bust your balls they aren't really your friends.

Happy birthday B  Smiley 

please don't ask me to sing
  

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Reply #10 - Nov 3rd, 2018 at 1:01pm
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Buster wrote on Nov 2nd, 2018 at 9:35pm:
Not a single "nice poem" and one "happy birthday".


Sorry but I completely derailed this thread with a question a hundred times more interesting. And we're still waiting for an answer!
  

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Reply #11 - Nov 4th, 2018 at 4:39am
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LMAO

Smiley

I don't remember, myself. My mother is dead, the doctor is dead, and I have no clue who the nurses were. There's nobody else left to ask.

It shall remain a mystery.

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Reply #12 - Nov 4th, 2018 at 10:21pm
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And that's the real horrow of Halloween.  Smiley
  

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