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Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:17 am
by スマイル・ドラゴン
Well I don't go to school. I teach myself. I guess you can call it homeschooling.

I don't like going to public places... And that includes schools, even if it would benefit me, educational wise.

Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:48 am
by [§Ŕ] ŤhěxĐâŕkśîđěŕ
LoL Rubberwood, you have to pay in earth money if they find out? That's too bad man.

And, [ch12462][ch12540][ch12464], I bet almost nobody likes going to the damned place, including me. My school's purpose is not educational but just a plain bunch of mad b*tches and f*ggots that keep stressing us 'students'.

Last whole week, I didn't even know what subjects do I have to prepare what day. And now they call 'the best school ever'. Biggest [in number of students], yes. Best, no. I'd say it's maybe the worst one.

And what do you guys think about we continue this in off-topic thread, as it has nothing to do with Unreal. ;p

Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:39 pm
by ]Rubberwood
Well, Shiv was suspended for 5 days and it trailed to this.

It will get back to Unreal when (or if) Shiv posts his 2nd chapter.

Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 6:11 pm
by Pravin
Yeah, hang in there Shiv, I really don't think you'll be expelled. Hell, I almost got thrown out of college on two occasions, but it didn't happen, and I violated a *LOT* of rules ;)

And guys, you might want to think twice about cutting school, it really is to your advantage... Just yesterday, a friend of mine told me about how his sister is a psychologist who went through school for several years, and one of her clients just happens to be one of her friends from high school, who apparently is severely depressed every day because she ditched school entirely and ended up not doing anything with her life. It's pretty sad and ironic.

Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:27 pm
by [§Ŕ] ŤhěxĐâŕkśîđěŕ
Yeah, well, I mostly skip music class cuz I have music lessons at separate music school. And I pwn everyone there, I was second in my country (please no ironic/sarcastic comments).

And, this is going is off-topic.

Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 1:17 am
by ]Rubberwood
This is off topic until the 2nd chapter gets up.

Until then, what else?

School just sucks. Especially high school.

Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:42 am
by Shivaxi
Indeed...

The hearing for whether I get expelled or not is on Monday...I'll let you guys know what happens.

Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 4:17 am
by ]Rubberwood
Good luck man...

Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 11:03 am
by [§Ŕ] ŤhěxĐâŕkśîđěŕ
Good luck man...

Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:22 am
by PRIMEVAL
Good luck man...

Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:52 am
by KillerSkaarj
I hate school with a passion.

The reason I hate school is because literally 80% of all students are loud, obnoxious retards who care about nothing beyond their equally retarded friends and their cellphones and Ipods/Music players. And a majority of people listen to crap music on full volume, which makes them partially deaf (and me go insane), which causes them and their friends to yell at each other instead of talking.

And then there's the lunch line. Ohhh man, this pisses me off so much. I'm standing in line with 3 or 4 people between me and this one person (using her as a reference). All of a sudden, a group of retards skip in line a head of me and catapulted the amount of people between me and the person from 3 or 4 to literally 10 or 11. All because they wanted to talk to their mentally retarded friends. Do you know how much that slows the line down!? You don't talk to your friends in the line!! If you want to talk to them, then do it out of the line!!! JESUS!!! This line was called the Jiffy line (symbolizing the fact that it's supposed to move quickly) and these retards kept me from eating. I just went on over to another line in which I actually spent only 20 seconds picking up my food, scanning my ID and going to the table. I looked and the person I used as a reference was still in line. I sat down and ate heartily.

And then on the way to class, we were moving slowly through a door because there was a lot of people, and the people in front of me was slow. All of a sudden, this a**hole behind me yells "Move it, big head! Damn!". She was lucky I didn't turn around and give her a nosebleed. The worst part is, she was black! Good job enforcing a stereotype, moron.

On top of that, people are vandalizing the school, setting fires, and in fact one group of demons actually tried setting the school on fire by burning BOOKS IN THE LIBRARY. School was canceled the day it happened, but what kind of monster do you have to be to burn literacy, something that I doubt half the idiots even know about in my school?? It tortures me to think about it.

Also, I barely know anybody who can utter a correct sentence. "Yo, what is you doin'?" LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH, FAGGOT. I swear I can hear the English language cry during the time I'm at school.

Finally, I weigh an awkward 265 pounds and I can walk faster than nearly everybody in the hallway? That's not even my hurrying speed! How does that make sense? And then there are people standing in the bus lot after school TALKING TO THEIR FRIENDS and not even bothering to get on the bus until the buses are about to close their doors. Can't you guys leave your friends for TWO MINUTES!?!

I can't stop stressing the fact that I. HATE. MY. SCHOOL.

Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:06 am
by スマイル・ドラゴン
I could very easily be suspended multiple times for violence because I have that twisted tendency to KILL anyone who makes my life miserable, or the lives of my friends miserable...

I don't think I can get along with anyone in school, I could make friends, but everytime I think of making friends, I think of the fact that I could also make enemies in the process....

... Why would someone start fires at a school? Seriously that's screwed up.

Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 3:09 am
by KillerSkaarj
The best part is, they actually woke up at 6:00 AM to go over to the school, break in, and set the library on fire. They actually woke up to set the school on fire probably because their teacher gave them a bad grade. Who knows. All I know is that I feverishly searched the Internet trying to find out if anybody wrote a blog on their plan to set the school on fire (I wouldn't be surprised if they actually did, like the morons they are, and that I just didn't find it)

Oh yeah, and the last thing that pisses me off about my school. Most people actually have the tendency to come to school with their pants at their KNEES and a shirt that drapes all the down to their knees, like I won't be able to tell that their pants are all the way down there. They might as well come to school in their f*cking underwear!! And it's just worse when some guy is leaning over in his seat and you can see his underwear sticking out at you. I just want to pull their pants down and kick them in the behind.

Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 5:33 am
by PRIMEVAL
Well, some of the guys here have skid marks on their undies, so....

I'm so glad I'm out of high school and in a community college where there are semi-normal / intelligent people!

Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 9:54 am
by GreatEmerald
Wow, what a hate for schools. Compared to that, the Lyceum of Vilnius (probably the best school in Lithuania) looks like heaven. The community there is very friendly - during the whole life of the school, I doubt there was a single act of violence. There was one (yes, a single one in 20 years!) act of thievery, but even that was not because of our school students, but from a thief that got inside without permission. Smoking in or around the school is prohibited as well.
Teachers are very friendly and know how to teach so school wouldn't be uninteresting (with a few exceptions). Overall there is only one teacher in the whole school that I actually dislike...
However, we are taught quite intensively. We have a lot of tests, for example, the next Monday we'll write English, biology and geography tests. Basically it's a miracle if there's a day without a test or an "autonomous work", as they call tests where they give us only a small amount of time, not the full lesson... And usually there's a "compensation" if there are days without tests, just like I've said it will be on Monday - more than one test per day.
And lines in the canteen are long here too, but they don't affect me, as I never eat in school at all. Home food always > school food!

Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 12:09 pm
by スマイル・ドラゴン
(probably the best school in Lithuania)
You see, I've come to a conclusion that almost all of the U.S.A. which is obviously the country I was born and raised in, and still live in today, is the "odd man out". I always hear and read about good things of other country's especially European ones...

(reads about demoscene artists hailing from Germany, Finland, England, etc..) WHY DO I LIVE IN THIS COUNTRY!??! NOTHING AWESOME EVER HAPPENS....

Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:01 pm
by Shivaxi
Well, we have a black president. That's pretty awesome in my opinion :P

Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 4:35 pm
by KillerSkaarj
Well, we have a black president.  That's pretty awesome in my opinion :P
Africa did it first though. At least I think so.

Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 6:25 pm
by [§Ŕ] ŤhěxĐâŕkśîđěŕ
Well, once I set a part of my school on fire, but I did it for lulz.
And, I never use school how-do-you-call-the-place-where-you-"eat", because that "food" is not even worth for worms to eat it. So I go to one of few nearby shops instead. And, "school" probably should (as the word) refer to something where you learn stuff, but these "school"s I know (and the one I go to) are just fight places. And, f*ck yeah, I oncefew times beat a bastard up so bad (once with a chair) that he was bleeding like a fountain. (Hospital ftw.) And I plan to set up Tha Bomb in the toilets (where we already pulled out that 'heating' stuff from the wall, broke two light switches, one mirror, one tap for water, two toilets, and made a nice campfire there 8)).

P.S. I'm 20% of the greatest hooligan in school. And no fights lately, gotta warm it up a bitlot.

Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 7:57 pm
by KillerSkaarj
Here's the best part: In my school, even if you're able to drive, leaving the school campus to buy infinitely better food is against the rules and could have your parking permit revoked. Also, if you go to your locker during lunch, instant detention. What are you gonna do? Grab some smokes? All the bathrooms are locked during lunch except the ones near the cafeteria! Our school got a new principal back when I first started high school, and so far he's acting like a communist dictator. Forgot your ID? Stick an ugly orange thing with your name on it to your shirt or risk detention. If you don't wear your ID, eventually you get IN SCHOOL SUSPENSION for not wearing this doohicky over your neck! For your second offense, however, you get lunch detention, and due to the retardicity of most people in my lunch period, I would love to have Lunch detention every day, where you sit in a lonely, quiet, secluded place, which is perfect for me seeing as how I don't even talk to anybody during lunch anyways and always sit by myself. If I could, I'd ask to be put in there every day not as punishment but as a refuge away from the screaming and yelling and the occasional random uproar with EVERYBODY IN THE LUNCH ROOM GOING "OHHHHHHHH" and then clapping like someone just jumped the Grand Canyon on a bicycle.

Also, yesterday I was walking to my homeroom, which is in one of those outdoor huts. The wind was freezing cold and blowing right into my face so I turned and walked backwards against it. The books I was carrying were also heavy so I put them on my head whilst holding them with one hand so they don't fall. Out of nowhere, this stupid retard yells: "Hey boy, stop walking backwards, you'll fall! LULZ" "Get them books of yo' head!! LAWL". MIND YOUR OWN F*CKING BUSINESS, FATASS. Jesus...

Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:13 pm
by ]Rubberwood
My school... is the worst.

I turn in a project a day late and I got 50% off of its grade which is an F. The b*tch a*s m*ther f*cker teacher HAD to tell my parents and now i'm f*cken grounded for 2 weeks. And everyone else who has that teacher says shes a b*tch.

My school is the most pacifistic, a*s backwards, and totally lacking common sense.

It's even one of "the best" catholic schools in the U.S. And even then, they're letting dumba*ses graduate.

Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:10 pm
by [§Ŕ] ŤhěxĐâŕkśîđěŕ
Jeeze... Well, dunno for you guys, but my school is full of "-HAHA YOU SUCK -NO U *he walks away*" type of furballs. Also, there are 2 most popular nerds which are in good relationship with the principal (maybe even sexual, hell knows) and always pass with the best grade (they'd even get higher, but it's not possible, duh!). We got 5 grades here, 5 is the best, 1 is the worst. I usually pass with ~4 or a bit higher (used to pass with 5 in lower grades, but I discovered my gift of not giving a fu[ch962]k) and that's pretty rare (everyone dumber of course) but those few nerds just keep getting 5's, 5's and nothing but 5's. It's not that I care that much about my grade (I go to L-O-T-S of competitions, so I dont give a [ch61442]uck), but I just can't stand those b4stards getting so good grades over nothing. -_- Not to mention the worst case of f[ch474]ks who only pretend to be hooligans but are crying babies.

Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:16 pm
by ]Rubberwood
Just about the same here. A classmate runs up to me with an animal cracker and says that i'm jealous that she has one and I don't... (WTF?) Theres also the bastrds that act tough until me or someone else stands up against them and then they cower away.

Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:22 pm
by [§Ŕ] ŤhěxĐâŕkśîđěŕ
Yeah, as far as I can see, much schools are pretty much the same.

Oh and btw, I don't hate those humanoids in school, why hate?

I DESPISE ITTHEM LOL!

Re: Unreal Story (Revamped by Shivaxi)

Posted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 10:23 pm
by ]Rubberwood
I don't hate school, I hate the people in school.